Air City Interview:

Amber: Are you prepared for the most mind-blowing interview you have ever had?
Craig B: Yes.

Amber: In the film of your life...who would play the role of you?
Craig B: Animal from the muppets would be my ideal choice.

Amber: Who would be on the soundtrack?
Craig B: Apart from the Muppets it would have to be Metallica, Fugazi, The God Machine, Red House Painters, Michael Jackson and Elton John. I grew up with all these bands/singers.

Amber: Make up a word...and a definition for it.
Craig B: "Harrent" - I was writing a song once, struggling with the next word to use. Couldnt find one so I just made one up. I think it means "out of reach".

Amber: If you were to form a band (or a different band if you are now in one) what would the name be?
Craig B: Fusty Bush and The Stunt Cocks (the album would be called "Money Shot")

Amber: If this band was/is psychedelic...what would be the name of your album?
Craig B: The Psycho Delik Dream Gods. Metal core is the wave of the future, poodle rock is a thing of the past.

Amber: What was your favorite record of 2001?
Craig B: That would have to be Neurosis - "A Sun That Never Sets" or Fugazi "The Arguement"

Amber: What was the worst thing you heard in 2001?
Craig B: Anything by Creed.

Amber: What is your favorite snackfood?
Craig B: Crisps or Chips as you Americans call them. I can survive on crisps and soup.

Amber: Where is the best place on earth?
Craig B: My girlfriend's bed.

Madlib(note: please fill in the list before reading the paragraph...it will make it more interesting for all involved):

Result:
Hi! My name is Hugh Jarse. I come from Glasgow. I like to spit and swear with pleasure. Sometimes, I even bodypop with colourful skill. People often think I am hairy because I scratch a lot.
Craig B: O.k.- I may have looked at the paragraph and just made up a stupid sentence regardless. Cheers.

Interview courtesy of http://www.lunamusic.net/aircity/features/aerogramme_interview.html